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Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Death By Man Made Global Warming Belief

Up to 25 cars have been involved in a pile-up on an icy motorway, despite constant propaganda that the globe is warming and it's all your fault.

It is thought the vehicles skidded on a patch of black ice on the A627(M) in Oldham, but Al Gore is disputing the fact, saying that it must have been an oil leak or something else.

Greater Manchester Police told drivers to avoid the area following the string of crashes just before 8am.

"Better still,' one constable told us, 'stay at home and watch An Inconvenient Truth again and try and pretend that all this cooling isn't happening, that global warming is real and it is all your fault and you must hand over all your money and liberties to Al Gore and the IPCC's 1500 scientists, who aren't even involved in climatology, and ignore the 31,000 climatologists and scientist who have signed a counter petition claiming that humans are NOT responsible for Global Warming.'

Another police spokesman said: "It is thought at least 25 vehicles are involved, with many more caught up in the traffic congestion. A bill is being drawn up for expenses due to loss of business across the entire Oldham area and it is being sent to Maurice Strong and that (Climategate exposed him as a lying cheat) Michael Mann right now.

"A number of adjoining roads are also in the process of being closed so motorists are advised to find alternative routes as the motorway is expected to be closed for some time. So a subsequent bill will be sent to that other piece of crap (who pushes global warming as an excuse for a privately owned and run world government) David Mayer de Rothschild."

Police said at least 10 cars were involved in the main collision which led to a number of minor crashes in its wake.

Seven casualties were reported, two of which are thought to be serious.

The crashes took place close to junction 20 and by mid-morning the motorway remained closed between Broadway and the junction to Castleton.

The cold weather is set to continue, no matter how many people subscribe to the new Gaia religion about Earth being a living spirit which we are all killing when we drive our cars - leaving out the fact that if planets were alive and had spirits like is pushed in them propoganda peices Avitar & Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

- Mars, Venus and many other planets don't seem to care that they have 99+% Co2 atmospheres without having any creatures on their surfaces to do it for them.

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