Written by Richard DagNabbit
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Saturday, 16 January 2010

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33% of British Men are Gay According to Major Sexopsychology Report

In a shocking study of British Men and Women, Sexopsychologists from the Bronze Tush Institute have concluded that 33% of British men are in fact, gay.

Within the study, it was found that 17% of men in the UK find large breasts a complete turnoff and another 22% will not even consider dating any one, male or female above a "B" cup.

A whopping 28% said they preferred the "boyish" figure and flat chest of Keira Knightly types, to the natural big boobs of the former fun 'N sex dude, Benny Hill or golfer Laura Davies. A full 20% said they actually preferred hairy flat chests, and those were included in the "gay Brit" figures.

The bigger busted women far more popular amongst the Scandinavians and the Germans, with Norwegians actually preferring big boobs 9 to 1.

Reasons for the British abnormality were not established in the study, but some of the sexopsychologists in the study thought it could have to do with the fact that for many centuries, British men were actually tending sheep many months of the year with no women around.

Further studies are planned.

Reporting from the Central Lancaster Wool Plant,

Dagnabbit Rabbitt Reporting

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