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Topics: Scotland, Polar bear

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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We love Glacier Mints

Polar Bears are on the march to the Cairngorms National Park in the North Of Scotland after reports of continual snow and ice and freezing temperatures.

The Cairngorms are popular with climbers,walkers, skiers and sightseers and there are plenty of places to eat and drink which is a good thing for the polar bears as Global warming alarmists predicted that Global Warming could lead to the starvation of many polar bears.

Polar Bears will also be able to get fresh supplies of Fox's Glacier Mints as they had run out of their supply in the North Pole.

Polar Bears love Global F F F Freezing.

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