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Topics: Simon Cowell

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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With Cowell its the Money Factor

Simon Cowell is changing his name to Simon Cool after signing a deal with ITV worth more than 12 million pounds keeping him on the X Factor until at least 2012.

Cowell, or should I say Cool, has a grin like a Cheshire cat and is seen by many people as Rude and Arrogant he has recently stated that he has quit American Idol claiming viewers might get sick and tired of him if he appeared on both that and X Factor.

Well Simon we are as sick and tired of you as we are of that other talentless pratt Jonathon Ross.

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