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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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A Blueberry muffin, yesterday.

Not content with appearing in tea leaves, blueberry muffins and even naan breads, Jesus Christ has found another way of getting his mugshot on telly.

The Christian mogul has now decided to appear on David Beckham's torso.

The image was revealed after Beck's scored a goal. Publicist Max Clifford had this to say "Jesus is a client of mine and I just want maximum exposure for him, I told 'im, stop pissin' about appearing in baked beans, it's celebrities you want, next thing I know, there he is on Beckham!"

David told us "I don't know when it happened, really. I woke up yesterday and Victoria asked what it was on my chest! I looked down and there was Jesus."

Victoria told us "I dunt know wot the fuss is about. I fink it looks more like Jim Morrison in his beardy days!"

Rumours that the good Lord has appeared on Angelina Jolie's left butt cheek are yet to be confirmed. The fact the good Lord is to appear on The Jay Leno Show has been confirmed. It's next thursday.

More as we get it, despite the snow.

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