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Monday, 11 January 2010

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Free Laptops for Layabouts

Free Laptops for Layabouts and fraudsters with Free internet connection is Labour's latest Loony policy as announced by Ed Balls.

The laptops are supposedly for school children from poor families but as we know every single benefit is the target for benefit fraudsters and layabouts and yet for honest people its next to impossible to get benefit due to them.

Our undercover reporter John Robertson spoke to a benefit fraudster known as Fred The Fraudster who thinks this is great.

I asked Fred why he thinks its great and he explained: "I sign on in 30 different locations for disability benefit and benefits for 12 children at each location I earn I mean steal hundreds of thousands of pounds a year and they don't have a clue. Now I will be able to get a free laptop at each address with free internet connection!"

Further investigation revealed that he does not have any children but he seems to be able to claim for them anyway at 30 different locations.

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