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Friday, 8 January 2010

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Big Brother is always watching. No one else really gives a toss.

It was announced this week that Lady Sovereign will be appearing in this years Big Brother.

It's nice to see that channel 4 are branching out with their ideas and have gone for Celebrity Tramp Big Brother this year rather than the more traditional plain Celebrity Big Brother.

Many have come forward in support of Channel 4 for supporting the work of homeless charities and providing clean housing for those less fortunate, like Lady Sovereign and other tramps similar to her who have been invited to this year's event.

Rumors are spreading round that also to appear in this year Celebrity Tramp Big Brother are Sir Digby Chicken Ceaser, Ginger, Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Kate Moss, Katie Price, Kerry 'leave me alone media you're making me look like a crazy person! Arrgggg!' Katona and possibly even Lenny the tramp often seeing wondering the streets of Enfield town.

Other spin-offs to the Celebrity Big Brother series to be broadcast will include;

Celebrity Criminal Big Brother
Celebrity Estate Agent Big Brother
Celebrity BNP Member Big Brother Special
and
Celebrity 'I won The-x-talent-factor-idle but everyone forgot about me within a week' Big Brother

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