Shamed Glam Rock pervert Gary Glitter was found dead again last night. Postmortem results have confirmed that this time Gadd, real name Paul Michael Gadd, wasn't hung in a fictional TV drama, but was in fact a victim of food poisoning.
A spokesperson for the former sex beast said last night.
"Gary Glitter done a skitter
On his Mammy's knee,
His Mammy said 'you very bad boy
you'll have that skitter for tea".
Former pop sensation Gadd (real name Gary Glitter Gadd), and who's hits include "The Kids Are Alright" "Boys Boys Boys" and "Young Girl, Get Out of my Bed" was unavailable for comment last night, as police were after him for kiddie fiddling. That, and he was dead from eating his own skitters.
Fans are sure that Gadd (real name George Michael Gadd) will be back in time for his Xmas UK Tour.