M. Woods of England (first name withheld upon request) moved to Thailand last year to complete gender reassignment surgery (more commonly known as a sex change operation). The male comedy writer said that he wanted to be a woman, and had felt that way ever since discussions with a Moslem woman on a city bus.
Two months after the completion of the surgery, whoever, "she" has decided that "she" wants to be a "he" again. "I want to go back. I want my penis. I want my balls. I miss my pecker more than I though possible and I want it back. I never thought I'd miss it, but I miss scratching my balls."
Ms. Woods said that "no one has found my g-spot yet. It's also a lot harder to have orgasms in this body. My back hurts constantly from the weight of my tits, and people keep staring at my tits!"
"I once thought that I might enjoy going into the ladies locker room and seeing all of the naked bodies, but now that just makes me feel like a lesbian. I want to feel like a man again!"
Woods had saved his penis and had it mounted and hung on the wall in his study, next to his other hunting trophies. "It was well hung, if I do say so myself, but now I want it back in my pants. It looks good next to my Canadian Grizzly Bear head and the Moose and Elk trophies, but I'd rather have it back where it belongs."
When doctors informed him that they would be unable to use the same penis, as the cells were now dead, he said that it was okay. "I don't really care, because my wife always said that I had a dead dick anyway and it's harder now than it ever was."