Birmingham Chinese restaurant Mr Wong's was closed last night following a bizarre incident. A 14 month old boy narrowly escaped death when he was mistaken for a number 52, chicken in black bean sauce.
The boy suffered minor brain injuries when Gordon Testtube attempted to tuck in to his evening meal. "I saw something squirming on the plate, but that is pretty normal for here so I wasn't too worried. But then I noticed that it was a child. I've never experienced anything like it before. Normally it is a cat, sometimes a dog, but a baby! That is sick. I nearly choked on my extra helping of rat!"
The unnamed child is thought to be a visitor to Birmingham as his brain was located in his head.