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Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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Embarrassed Palace Guard

The Queen is embarrassed about an incident recently which occurred at the Palace.

It was reported that she was in her private quarters where she has her own computer set up and was reading through the satire stories about her family on thespoof.com and ran across the story about her son and "the family jewels".

She started laughing and then laughed so hard she actually wet her drawers, as they say in England. She was at a loss as to what to do with her Royal wet drawers and proceeded to hang them out the Palace window.

Unbeknown to her, by the time she went to check on the dryness of the drawers, a swift wind had fluttered them to the ground where they landed directly in front of the stiff Palace guard.

As tourists walked by the palace and stopped in front of the guard, a crowd had gathered.

Seems the "drawers" had landed in such a manner as to show the label inside and it boldly stated "PROPERTY OF THE QUEEN".

How will she ever explain to her husband how her drawers came to be at the feet of a Palace Guard?

While quite embarrassing to the Queen of England, the tourists were indeed amused.

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