London - (Trolling Mess): "I was just about to start writing the raunchy sequel to my Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens story," Spoof writer Queen Mudder said today, "but a recent flame war by anonymous cyber bottom-feeders in the forum kinda put me of my stroke, temporarily."
The writer also blamed vapid cyber-leeches' trolling for the lapse in concentration while penning her 4,000th.
"Read Hilaire Belloc's poem Matilda and go figure!" QM explained helpfully.
It appears that in the website's cretaceous(cretinaceous?) era time-honored traditions the four thousandth news story - if written under a partially eclpissed, er...eclipsed! - Full/Blue Moon on New Year's Eve - ought contain a good smattering of previously spoofed flith.
"Yeah, I was re-reading my Pirelli Calendar wants Vanessa Hudgens' breastprints on Hollywood Walk of Fame stuff," QM said.
"Readers seem to like the paragraph: Pirelli executives think that Hudgens' unique adolescent talents should be immortalised as soon as possible "before the ravages of silicone implants interfere with a God-given physique that makes men's eye balls (sic) bleed".
"Another popular story from a few years back Latest 6ft blow-up latex doll modelled on naked Vanessa Hudgens is also a big-scorer - probably because of the bit that says:
"And of course where would I be with my Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser number, that started all the trouble in the first place?"
Fortunately just as Big Ben rang in the first bongs of 2010 the 4,000th commemorative was just about complete.
And somewhere in the Forums a posse of mostly inebriated New Year revellers was musing sweet nothings into cybersatirespace... except for Jalapenoman who doesn't drink and has just returned from an annual sabbatical that saw him pass up the chance to Spoof His Holiness's recent staged hoax fracas in St Peter's on Christmas Eve.
And a Very Happy New Year to All Spoof readers.
Queen Mudder on New Year's Day