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Topics: Batman, Security

Tuesday, 14 September 2004

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Caped Crusader dropped one eh?

On the 4th day of Bonkers my screw did come quite loose...and a partridge in a pear tree. Fathers4Justice Just Hatched an egg.....and a partridge in the pear tree. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen was very annoyed at the latest breach of security and has penned the following :

QUEEN

Is this the real life or
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
Made no plans for the lavatory.

Open your eyes
Look up to the sky and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because Im easy come
But not so easy to go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter, you'll
get a whiff of meeeeeee

Mama, just killed a man
put a gun against his head
pulled the trigger...fecking empty
Pistol Whipped him now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
And now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama ooo (can be used as moo for animation)
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not on Sky this time tommorow
Run naked through the streets
Sky might carry on, carry on
as if nothing really matters.

Too late my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Clenching buttock's blocking nein
Goodnight everybody I'VE GOT TO GO
Got to leave a humungus one behind
Mama ooo (anyway the wind blows - Gordon Bennett!!)
I could just die
Wish I'd never been born at all
(Sentiment shared by Buckingham Palace cleaning staff)

I see the silhouetto of a man
Got a broosh got a broosh, can you get down from there
Thunderbolt and Lightening very very frightening me
Frances Ivan
Frances Ivan
Frances Ivan an' Charlee
But I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go will you let me go
Camilla! no we will not let you go - let him go
Camilla! no we will not let you go - let him go
Camilla! no we will not let you go - let him go
no,no,no,no,no,no,no
mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me

So you think it's got a stone and renal, my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just get right outta here

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

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RIGHT!! Charles if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times DON'T WEAR YOUR BATMAN OUTFIT IN THE FRONT DO IT AT THE BACK WHERE PEOPLE CAN'T SEE YOU!!!

How do you ever expect to be king if this is how you behave!? I MEAN CAN'T YOU GO TO THE TOILET BEFORE YOU GO OUTSIDE TO PLAY??!!

How did you think you'd get away with this? How many others Batman costumes have the ears cut out because they're too small for the wearer?

You realise that the media is going to slaughter us if this ever comes out. I've a good mind to send you to stay with Maggies little boy Mark until you learn how to behave!!

PHILLIP, PHILLIP COME DOWN AT ONCE AND HAVE A WORD WITH CHARLES ON HOW HE SHOULD BEHAVE!!!

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