Last night, parts of Britain saw the most snowfall since summer. Scientists, mainly those funded by governments with more money than sense have confirmed that THIS IS ALL DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE
"Before yesterday, we had experienced no snowfall in the UK since early this year. We haven't had snow in Berkshire on this specific date for some years, and because of the intense cold associated with it, we can confirm that THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, YOU EVIL CAR-DRIVERS! ", explained Prof Sindi Toksvig, head of climate studies at the Old Bull & Bush Public House, Berkshire.
Her concrete scientific evidence is supported by numerous other anomalies seen over the last few months. In May of this year, a French farmer tripped over a tree that had fallen over unexpectedly. In July, an Albanian taxi-driver took a wrong turn and drove into a man selling vegetables on the street. And in the most disturbing event cause by CLIMATE CHANGE, an Bosnian lesbian was attacked while reading The Guardian newspaper.
Let us all pray that Copenhagen is a success...