Written by Aisubeki Akiudo
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

image for Gordon Brown in Alleged XXX Scandal

This afternoon, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was entangled in a barbed-wire bush of controversy.

Moments after leaving the Houses of Parliament, Mr Brown - who had unusually refused a lift home, was seen 'touting for business' on Westminster Heath wearing pink leather shorts.

"He told us he fancied some fresh air, and that he would walk back to number ten. This was obviously not standard procedure, but he can often be rather a stubborn shit.", explained his press secretary Roger McHunt

We are unable (for security reasons) to say what kind of 'business' it was, but let's just say George Michael was seen nearby rubbing his thighs up and down and licking his lips like a dehydrated dog.

Make Aisubeki Akiudo's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 4?

3 19 16 25
38 readers are online right now!

Go to top