(Defecated News) In a shocking move in the ongoing chess game between crew and management, London-based BA cabin staff last night hijacked one of their toy planes in the waiting area at Terminal 5.
The 1/10th scale Boeing 767 model was broken into at approximately 6pm by two cabin crew who were also training to be pilots.
"I saw two limp-wristed Brazilians skipping along the terminal before climbing up the children's amusement using ropes and hooks. One of them managed to get into the cockpit, and started shouting, swearing and flicking snot at passers-by.", explained Paolo, an Alitalia crew member.
The two suspects, now known to be Fernando Gois and Royce Gracie then started ripping out the small seats and throwing them at BA advertising around the terminal.
Willie Walsh described the act as 'disappointing, and typical of their current behaviour'