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Monday, 14 December 2009

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Alien UFO's are offering stranded Brits free escape routes out of Britain, DESTINY UNKNOWN!

The annual exodus of escaping Brits wishing to avoid dry Turkey dinners, brussel sprouts, vile stuffing, disgusting Christmas pudding, the stormy , wet , windy weather and their kids sitting like Zombies on their X Boxes, Playstations and new mobile phones, FORGET IT!

The annual "Britshit Airways" Christmas strike is upon us causing even more misery at overcrowded airports, R*an Air check-ins, over-expensive Starbucks, filthy, stinking bogs and nowhere to sit!

"Thankyou "Britshit Airways" you've f****d my holiday and forced me to stay in the country nobody ever wants to be in at Christmas!"

"Now I'll have to suffer the Queens message, and crap TV shows instead of laying on the beach in Turkey (non-dry type!) or skiing through the powder snow in Switzerland (Minaret free!) enjoying the gourmet pleasures of the Cote D Azur, or Italien Pasta, Bella, pina coládas in Florida, and it's all your f*****g fault!"

Screamed thousands of stranded Brit Exodites on hearing the news!

R*an Air are trying to accomodate stranded BA passengers and have "dirt cheap" offers ($0,19) on their flights to the "Sunny South" only problems are, the added costs:

A seat cost $100 xtra, visit to the bog = $10, cup of shite coffee $6, toilet paper $4, seat belts $7,50, look up the stewardesses skirt $25, paying the pilot to land the plane $50 per passenger, safety demo $10 and last not least, putting the stairs against the plane when landed $5 per passenger!

BA you bastards!!!!!

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