A mansion somewhere between Hampstead Heath and Gay Meadow, Shrewsbury, home of several "Gay Rights" groups including the most radical group called "WE ARE NORMAL" have painted a massive phallus (for those of you who come from where I come from, the gutter, A MASSIVE DICK!) on the roof!
Sighted by shocked millionaire hetros including Sir Richard "Spaceward bound" Branson travelling to work in their private jets and helicopters a protest has been handed into the local constabulary (name kept secret because of fear of Gay Bashing groups upsetting the party).
When questioned about the massive phallus (DICK, gutter heads) on the roof a spokesman from the community gave the following statement:
"We are hoping that Gay aliens will see our phallus and join us in our weekend orgies, it gets pretty boring banging the same ol bums and aliens from different planets certainly will add some xtra- terrestial spice to our gang-bangs!"
The police and local authorities have demanded that they remove the phallus immediately but have passed the secret adress on to their Chief Constable, Jeremy Analhopper and local, very GREEN politician, SebARSEtian Cockrubber?