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Monday, 7 December 2009

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X-Factor's losing semi finalist Danyl Johnson today vehemently denied one-starring a Spoof article revealing that a leak to the press revealed that Joe McElderry was destined to win the competition.

"I never one-starred no stupid Spoof story," Danyl told us. "I don't have the time for that kind of nonsense. And I'm not petty. Not at all. It is true that I didn't like the song that Simon Cowbell has lined up for the winner to record, I mean, a Hannah Montana song? Come on..."

Danyl was surprisingly cordial this morning as he spoke to us, after packing his bags to head home. Apart from slyly kicking Olly Murs on the shin in an "accident", calling Stacey Solomon a "slapper" and Joe McElderry a "little Geordie shit", the semi-final loser finally boarded a taxi.

"I know what this is all about!" he called out as the taxi pulled away from the kerb. "It's because I'm bisexual innit! I blame dat Cole bitch!"

More histrionics and hissy fits as we get them.

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