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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Some Vinegar.

In a shock move to beat the recession, the government has announced that it will be introducing taxation on vinegar strokes.

The move is part of a strategic plan designed to reduce the tax burden on bankers in the affluent South-East.

"Most vinegar strokes are enjoyed by northern men of working age," Chancellor Alistair darling told us. "So by taxing vinegar strokes, we believe we've found a fair way of spreading out the tax burden."

Research told us that Southern men and bankers rarely experience vinegar strokes, but unfortunately, we couldn't find a definition of vinegar strokes, so we asked the Chancellor.

"I'm not really sure what they are exactly," he told us. "But we will be imposing a high tax levy on them."

This didn't make sense to this reporter. How can something be taxed when nobody really knows exactly what it is?

We got a bit dispirited by our investigation so we went to the pub. Where we met a northern bloke. With a northern accent. We asked him if he knew what a vinegar stroke was?

"Aye lad," Egbert Ollerenshaw, who turned out to come from Accrington told us. "Ah knows what vinegar stroke is. It's when a bloke's having a bit and on't verge o' shootin' 'is muck. His face gets all scrunched up like he's gorra gobfull o' vinegar. That's yer vinegar stroke son."

We were shocked.

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