QE2 has warned the Paparazzi to stay away from her very ugly family and not to expect any form of compensation when their cameras break whilst photographing the "Uglies"!
Canon cameras, world's leading camera producers, also issued the following warning:
"Over exposure to Uglies such as the Royals can eventually lead to irreparable damage on camera lenses, you have been warned, and there is no guarantee to cover the damage."
Queen Elisabeth is adament that her dear "horrible looking" family should be protected and welcomed the news!
The Paparazzi though are determined to splash the "Royal Uglies" all over the Tabloids and continue to stalk them everywhere, not giving a crap about their cameras, in fact:
Just recently one Paparazzi got an exclusive shot of mega-ugly, Princess Anne, straddling her horsy. The photo was sold for 2K to the "Current Bun" showing her horsey chewing an apple, which was mistaken as Princess Anne yawning!
As for Charles and Camilla, there hasn't been a camera built yet that can withstand such treatment!!!!!