As if one bloody wabbit, cute as it may be, wasn't enough, Spoof writer Skoob1999 today had to take another of the little buggers on board. The wabbits will be leaving the Skoob household on Christmas Eve, and should really be kept in a hutch, outside.
But as the second wabbit arrived today, it was decided that the two wabbits should get to know each other before being introduced to a relatively confined space such as a rabbit hutch.
Wabbit number one is okay, and a bit of a laugh really. It's no trouble, and has been quite curious and vaguely amusing throughout the day. It's also stretched its legs and the little bastard can now run like Usain Bolt.
It shits a bit, but it's basically quite charming. Especially how it sits up and sniffs at the cigarette smoke and the alcohol fumes while Skoob continues tapping away at his keyboard writing crap stories for theSpoof.com in his ever desperate pursuit of points.
Wabbit number two is a different ball game. Wabbit number two is a big bundle of genetically engineered fur which won't stop shitting.
Sadly, it too has learnt the art of hiding under tables and running really quickly, and shitting almost non-stop as it does so.
Skoob told us:
"They're out in the morning. Make no bones about it. They're making the house stink like a fucking zoo. As cute as they are, they're out the door." He added: "It's a good job we've got wooden floors which clean up easily. And if the little bastards don't play the game in the morning I'll let the cat loose on them and they'll go in the pot.
More as we get it.
(The idiot will never catch them.)