A new social networking site has been launched today to take on the mighty Facebook.
'Arsebook' will have a unique position in the networking jungle in that it will only permit photographs of drunken students showing their backsides to the camera. Millions of Facebook users are expected to switch allegiance and upload their countless arse and bum shots that are currently hard to find among the other billions of photographs of drunken student parties, nightclub bingeing and late night frolicking etc etc.
A spokesman for Arsebook, Aaron Buttock, said: "This opens up a whole new site dedicated to the gluteus maximus and we expect thousands of arty-farty shots to be posted in the next few days. No pun intended.
"Facebook has 350 million users and the arse shots are getting lost. Users will now be able to get straight to the bottom of the matter with one click of their mouse. It's a hole new world," said Mr Buttock."