Written by queen mudder
Print this

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

image for Kate McCann 'pregnant again'
More twins on the way - maybe!

Leicestershire - (Reuterus): Astrologers have described Kate McCann as 'pregnant again' following the LCROSS rocket's cosmic impact on the Moon in September.

Analysis of the forty-something Rothley doctor's chart apparently shows the lunar smash had 'a fecund influence' on her natal Mars/Venus conjunction

"As yet few people realise the consequences of NASA's LCROSS moon blast," leading stargazer Celeste Tweeting told a packed London conference.

"But we astrologers know only all too well: messing about in space like that can have a profound effect on a woman's fertility."

So far there has been no statement from Kate or husband Gerry who may have relied on IVF for the previous conceptions of their children.

This year's Venus transit of Capricorn begins on Christmas Day ominously close to the karmic lord of riches planet Pluto.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 2?

5 17 2 4
81 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more