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Monday, 23 November 2009

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Bright sparks at a leading university have come up with the idea, whereby they will offer a free degree to new and existing students.

Barry Eccles, who is a lecturer on the university's BSC degree course "The Life And Times Of Anneka Rice" at the university mumbled:

"Our degree programs should be treated like any other consumer item, such as a burger or a useful child labourer. We like to think that this university should keep up with the times, and this shows that the powers that be ain't crusty layabouts who try and chase any old bit of skirt at a drop of a proverbial hat."

"New and existing students - even if they they didn't study here, can get a degree from us.. Now that is what I call a good idea."

This website gleamed a few more details from the university today, and the choices of free courses include "BA Trade Unionism with Ant & Dec", "BSC in Sticking a bit of Flake in an Icecream, even when it is a little bit hot outside", "MA in Noose Theory", "BA in Spurting", "MSC in Trick or Treating" and "MA in Licking".

Those wanting a free degree will need to collect 424 tokens, which will be available in the Daily Mail from this Thursday.

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