A world famous supermodel has been declared dead.
Model and actress Theresa Green had been battling weight loss for over a year. She had often come under much scrutiny for her 'less than size 0' look.
Her boyfreind and agent Johnny Terra said "I was with her at the weekend and we were acting normal, having a laugh and drinking lettuce juice. I went downstairs to answer the 'phone and when I came back up about 10 minutes later she was gone."
When Terra says gone he means gone. Not passed on or deceased on the bed, he means gone. "She'd vanished, just got so thin she had blinked out of existence."
Dr Larry Corset, her physician, said "we have never come across a case like this, usually there is something left, but not this time. We have had to pronounce her dead because we're not sure what else to do."
We asked the good doctor if it was feasible to bring her back. "Without knowing where or even if she is, we can't say if it's possible to bring her back. Maybe with some sort of multi-vitamin mist spray you could dust the ether and, maybe if there is something left of her, she would pick it up, possibly put some flesh on her bones so to speak."
We hope that this works but we fear Miss Green is gone for good, updates as we get them.