The Liberal Democrats want to sex up their campaign towards the next general election, and have decided to release a number of naughty toy products in the run-up to Christmas.
Dick Cockburns MP was recently interviewed for the Guardian, where he said "We must thank Charles Kennedy for coming up with such a great fundraising scheme."
"Just imagine a picture of Paddy Ashdown on a Condom, the face of Sarah Teather on a pair of Vaginal Balls or even Vince Cable's Nipple Clamps. I'm sure we can produce a Condom to include one of Paddy's inspirational speeches. Just imagine the amount of pleasure that will bring to both you and your partner."
It is hoped that these products would raise the profile of the party. It has been suggested that they would also like to bring out a series of classy thongs, called the "Liberal Thongorama" range.