London - (Just Desserts): Plans to impeach the royal family for creaming off previously frozen national assets have been put on ice by government security spokesperson Dame Nellie Melba.
The Wind-sores were caught milking state benefits after a lenghty probe.
But Palace of Westmonster members will still sit through Wednesday's annual State Opening of Parliament freakshow as if nothing had happened.
Scotland Yard sources said this week that the current House of Windsor circus act made Bernard Madoff's ponzi scam look like a retard's raid on a petty cash stash.
"We're talking squandered billions," an Esso-13 official commented.
"Probably planning yet another 9/11 to make Obama look as Presidential as his My Little Goat uncle George W Bush," an Interpol official added sagely.