Scotland - (X-Files): Was Midget Oil hireling George W Bush behind the remote controls of a rogue UFO?
A fresh probe into the Lockerbie investigation 'is making groan men Veep' according to this week's BigOilShagger! editorial.
This examines how CIA officials battled to hush-up collusion behind Scotland's worst-ever cold war atrocity cover-up.
"Bush was always a UFO Mile High Club rent boy," the editorial asserts.
"Spooks may have been ordered to erase reports the Pan-Am 103 flight got sucked into the craft's anti-gravity vortex."
UK spooks reckon Bush has long been a suspect behind assassination attempts of key oil/gas supermajor players after ganging up with the Saudis on Papal orders.
Generations of Nazi-denying pontiffs have sought to strip non-OPEC assets and featherbed their evil crucifiction pederastocracy.
"Personally, it was probably both those Poodle Brothers who did it," ex-MI5 CEO Dame Eliza Manningham-Bullingdon Club commented today.