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Monday, 16 November 2009

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London - (Crimebotch): Accused 'Night Stalker' perpetrator Delroy Grant has appeared before magistrates and blamed a dyslexia hex for a string of alleged crimes.

The 69 year-old has been charged with multiple sex offences which he says are the result of bad anagram karma.

"My client has been saddled with the 'Gonad Retry' moniker, M'Lud," defending counsel Shark E Blinkenshyster told the judge.

"It's bad enough that other rearrangements of his name produce 'Gnarled Tory', 'Oral Dry Gent' and 'Angry Red Lot'," Blinkenshyster added.

Grant was arrested following a 17 year hunt which ended following a BBC Crimebotch appeal.

Last year a London black cab driver was finally caught after a 30 year rampage along similar lines.

'What Is Menace Trigger' is an anagram of Greenwich Magistrates.

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