Written by George Fripley
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Topics: Aliens

Monday, 16 November 2009

Aliens do exist and are walking among us! Sound like fantasy? It's not. A researcher at Noncomprendia University has found startlingly strong evidence that aliens from parallel universes are indeed present on earth.

Dr Honor Benda has spent several years studying whether there is physical evidence of other universes. Her research revealed that some people might well spend time on another planet. Dr Benda spent time with Sir Roger d'Enwharey, a chairman of different corporate boards and senior partner in the PR firm d'Enwharey, Koppet & Suphor. She found evidence that strongly suggested he had no idea what reality was or how human beings thought. Dr Benda thinks that this was caused by him living most of the time in his own private universe. Further observation of senior bureaucrats, board chairs, and company directors added considerable weight to this theory.

After this Dr Benda decided to investigate other locations where there seemed to be a distinct lack of a grip on reality. She convinced the Honorable Annie Porter-Storum to let her spend time in her ministerial office. While there, she discovered that there were numerous policy advisors that were indeed lacking any understanding of the basics of the human condition. She believes that the office itself is a portal to a parallel universe through which aliens come to learn about human society.

Dr Benda published her findings in the Journal of Alcoholically-induced Research (JAR) and is currently working on a follow up where she is studying whether all these people living in parallel universes are living in the same universe, or are all from different universes. She anticipates that this will take some considerable time, and considerable volumes of red wine - the only known substance that protects humans from the influence of these aliens and ensures a clear view of reality.

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