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Saturday, 14 November 2009

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Comrade Brown's Berlin pad !

Comrade General Brown, Prime Minister of the Peoples' Republic of the UK and fervent republican supporter attended Berlin this week to celebrate the collapse of a vicious, repressive Marxist regime, which collapsed as the East German Communist economy failed, Russian soldiers died in their droves in a pointless war in Afghanistan and the people finally rose up to say "Nein" to an anachronistic, failing leadership.

Coincidentally the visit comes on the back of his own crumbling, dictatorship style regime which has seen the PM destroy the pound and bugger the UK economy in order to enter a "Euro" federal currency by the back door, erode personal freedoms and cosy up to a massive "global" super power in an attempt to emulate their own destruction of personal freedom and of course watch hundreds of British service personnel die in a pointless war in Afghanistan.

Gordon Brown or Erich Honecker as he is now known was allowed to stand at the back of this week's Euro-Govt photo call by the Brandenberg Gate and it is understood that new best mates Tricky Nicky Sarkozy and Engela "Phwoarrggh" Merkle even let him hide in a cupboard and film their most recent "get together".

The British Tabloid "The Stun" revealed this week that the reason Brown cannot write or spell English correctly is that he is actually Gordon Von Brein a former East German Grenshutzpolizei Border Guard who escaped over the wall in 1988 to become a male prostitute in West Berlin's notorious mono-ocular buggery bars.

In other news as one wall falling is celebrated, we understand that Scotland's comrade Salmond is campaigning for Westminster Cash to rebuild Hadrian's Wall to prevent any more of the Scottish peope from heading south in search of a better life free of permanent drudgery, depressing concrete jungles and awful food.

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