Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: London 2012

Thursday, 12 November 2009

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Dome cost 200 million quid, 1 Olympic bridge costs 300 million, RECESSION?????

The London Olympics is financial MADNESS, OK, but now they've really gone ballistic!

A bridge ajoning the Aquatic centre and the main stadium will cost the slight sum of 300 MILLION QUID of taxpayers money, just the bridge by the way.

Lord Sebastian Coe (perpetrator and idiot who brought the Olympics to London) has backed the building of the bridge with the following arguments:

"We, London, are the centre of the world and need a bridge to prove it and it matters not what it damn well costs it must be built!"

"Also the bridge must represent how outstanding Brits are, albeit the bridge was designed by super-star Irish architects, never mind, we must have this bridge."

Asked why just a stupid bridge had to be so expensive he answered:

"The London Olympics will be the most expensive, glamorous, super-fantastic show ever put on and the f******g stupid British tax-payers should foot the bill if they want us to conquer the world once more."

"But Lord Sebby we have a recession, record unemployment, world-wide starvation, aids, slums, etc, etc, how can you justify these ridiculous amounts of money for this three week extravaganza?"

Lord Seb answered, "we built a bridge over the River Kwai, we built a tunnel under the channel and now we will build a bridge to connect a swimming pool with an athletics stadium, Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves!

Seb Coe was last seen sprinting for his life with 4 million unemployed Brits chasing!

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