The MacFucksakes family, close friends of Spoof staffers this morning returned from an Italian vacation disillusioned and describing the Mediterranean destination as 'crap.'
Jimmy and Jemima MacFucksakes, along with twin sons, John and Edward, daughter Blobstrop, and family pet dog, Sityabastard drove from the UK, through France and Switzerland, down to the Italian capital, Rome.
"Rome was really crap," Jimmy MacFucksakes told us. "Their football stadium is 2,000 years old. It's falling to bits. And there's all these Africans selling elephant carvings."
"Aye," Jemima added. "They've got a church called the Pantheon and it's got a bloody great hole in the roof. That was crap too. I'll say."
Twins John and Edward felt let down by the legendary Spanish Steps:
"They're just steps. That's all there is to it. You can walk up the steps or down the steps but there's not much to write home about on either side."
"I hate Italy," daughter Blobstrop 16 told us. "We nearly got arrested when Sityabastard pissed in the Trevi Fountain. That Carabinieri mob are a piece of work."
Things didn't improve at the Vatican City, where John and Edward were harrassed by Carabinieri for taking the piss out of a nun and comparing her to Batman.
We're still getting info on the MacFucksakes Italian oddyssey so we'll bring you more as we get it.
(Abel Rodriguez had a hand in this story. Blame him!)