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Friday, 6 November 2009

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Malcolm Glazer at a recent Man Utd Shareholders meeting!

Solicitors in Carson City, Wyoming, acting on behalf of Malcolm Glazer, American owner of Manchester United FC today issued a strongly worded rebuttal about rumours circulating on the internet.

The Glazer family would like to make it known that they are in no way involved in a possible Chelsea sponsorship deal involving the rebranding of Chelsea FC's beloved Stamford Bridge stronghold.

Mr.Glazer and family wish to make it known that they're in no way involved in the sinister plot to rename the Chelsea ground -

"Welcome to the Chelsea Bowl, home to Foreign Mercenaries, Glory Hunters, Ex Commies and Fulham's smallest football club".

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