The Glasgow Glas-GAY festival has caused massive Christian protests becaust in one GAY PLAY Jesus is depicted as a transexual!
Staunch Christians are protesting outside the theatre claiming that gays, transexuals, lesbians, dog-lovers, right to love animals lovers, paedophiles and any other weirdo's are taking the piss out of their leader (Damian Hirst pissed on Jesus in his bath once too!).
Now the leaders of the Glas-Gay festival have issued the following statement:
"We have every right to depict Jesus as a transexual, we are human too you know (yes, what's new?), in our GAY PLAY Jesus is not actually GAY he just likes dressing that way to show the world he's human after all!"
The protestors then proceeded to throw haggis at the organisors, told them to fuck off in best Glaswegian, offerd to nail Jesus to their cross, crown him with a crown of thorns, take him to the Highlands on a lonely hill far away alongside that other Scottish blasphemous transexual Queen, Billy Connolly (he's straight by the way!) and let them answer to the real father (no, not that catholic priest again!).
The "poof" organisors declined the offer, but promised that Jesus would now dress in his normal white robes.
The actor depicting Jesus then, stamped his feet, wet his mascara, threw a tantrum, his handbag and high heels at the crowd and blatantly refused, "I'm not that type of man you know, DUCKY!