London - (Ain'tNothinButAHoundDog): Opus Dei rottweillers Bush and Blair were tonight blamed by failed Equatorial Guinea coup plotter Simon 'Dogs of Whore' Mann for the entire flaccid fiasco.
Mann, 69, had been hired by Poodle Parlor groomer Sir Mark Thatcher to fleece the oil-rich African kingdom's billions and install a frontman.
He was busted, jailed and fined while milk-sop Thatcher got off with a slap on the wrist and a hefty fine.
Tonight Mann has arrived back home in the UK and headed straight for a secret meeting with a few select former regiment pals.
"He's baying for blood and he wants their jugular," a Dogs Truss spokesperson commented today.
Tory attack-dog Dame Pauline Neville-Jones is a raving nutter.