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Saturday, 31 October 2009

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The show must go on say's Simon Cowell

X-factor Twins John and Edward have apologised ahead of tonight's show, one of them (we think it was John, but we can't be sure) said:

"We are really sorry, our voices are sore, if you feel you want to chuck the remote at the TV then just do it, but remember to vote for us."

Jedward, who have been subjected to threatening hate mail have also said,

"Look, we understand you want to hear us sing tonight, but we can't its not allowed, we are sorry, but you will have to wait."

X-factor bosses have asked for specialists to come in to examine the contestants, Mr Harley, one of the specialists was amazed by Jedward,

"Woah, I don't know how they can speak with all that bad singing, they must go on the show tonight to break their voice boxes once and for all!"

Unfortunately we cannot say if they will be on until 8pm onwards.. But watch this space you never know?!

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