A colossal sea monster, thought to be the biggest ever found, has been discovered on the Dorset coast. The Prescottsor was originally thought to have been found in the North Sea in the Hull area. However, archaeologists now believe that it travelled around Britain in its later years, feeding on a diet of media publicity and free lunches.
The Prescottor was a vast sea creature with sharp teeth which it used to good effect when eating various tit-bits from Mr Woo's of Hull. It was a largely primitive creature with limited intelligence and poor communication skills. However, there were times when this ungainly beast was ranked top dinosaur. This only ever happened when the Tonyosaur migrated to the warmer shores of Italy during the winter.
Professor Brian Gonad of the University of Wellingborough said "It was an ugly looking monster and and it became extinct along with all the other members of the Socialismsors."
Prescottor used two smaller creatures known as Jags to move itself along, even over short distances.