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Monday, 26 October 2009

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All this could be yours

SEWAGE company WaterWaste has joined forces with The Bun to giveaway FREE money.

The establishment which celebrates its centenary this year will award the funds to the first 200 readers who write in.

"This is no gimmick" insisted CEO Harvey Bob "In the next four weeks we will handover thousands of pounds in free money to 200 lucky individuals. Better be quick though. This offer won't last forever."

To be part of the giveaway now, entrants are asked to send their details to www.yesplease.web. Entrants are reminded that they must be aged 18 or over to qualify and that terms and conditions apply.

TERMS & CONDITIONS

1 Winners of the Free Money Giveaway will be notified by post.
2 All winners will be met by CEO Harvey Bob.
3 A limited amount of the Free Money Giveaway will be awarded each month.
4 To qualify for the funds, winners must spend at least 35 hours a week learning about and investigating designated sewage pipes.
5 At the end of each week, the winner will receive a portion of their Free Money Giveaway.

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