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Friday, 23 October 2009

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Up the aisle

In a surprise announcement, Nick Griffin leader of the British National Party, and Bonnie Greer, black historian, have set the date for their wedding.

This follows a whirlwind romance which took place after Mr Griffin's appearance on Question Time, when he was seated next to the black academic.

Few in the audience were unaware of the huge sexual chemistry between them.

"It was obvious from the moment they sat down" said one audience member "Bonnie was constantly pouting and Nick grinning inanely."

A spokeswoman for Ms Greer has said "She's been completely bowled off her feet. She's never been so deliriously happy."

When approached, Mr Griffin said "It will definitely be a white wedding."

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