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Friday, 23 October 2009

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The black and white theme puts many racists off the show...

London - (Hokey-Cokey): Terminal illness alone prevented Jade Goody RIP from partnering Nick Griffin on Strictly Come Dancing a BBC TV audience heard last night.

The BNP leader however withdrew prematurely from the contest last year following rumors of some non-Arian DNA lurking in Goody's ancestry.

The two had been pencilled in to dance the Last Tango in Paris Hilton for the show's debut transmission.

But in the end even Goody thought that was a step too far, leaving squalid old fascist Griffin pout on a limb.

Among other potential dance partners he then turned down were Louis Farrakhan (wrong gender, race and inclination), Abu Hamza (metal fatigue in that fetching hook of his) and Carol Thatcher (don't ask).

Bruce Forsythe is 99.

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