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Thursday, 22 October 2009

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Griffin's Ma seen here in her latest roadkill couture milinery

London - (Sieg Heil): BNP leader Nick Griffin has been outed as the son of Pope Jos Ratzinger and Mrs Thatcher.

Anti-terror cops have had the rabid fascist under surveillance ever since he sprang out his mother's putrid vagina some fifty years ago.

The wily old Holocaust denier is also a first cousin to Iran's President Ahmadinejad who, because of the color of his skin, is barred from BNP membership in the UK.

Other close blood relatives of Nick's include Cherry Bush QC, the Yorkshire Ripper, Ronnie Biggs, Dame Vera Lynn and Kate Middleton.

Last year an FBI probe found Griffin's political career had been doshed up for many years by Bernard Madoff's ponzi scam hedge fund.

In her misspent yoof Mrs Thatcher also screwed God's Banker Roberto Calvi, George Bush Senior, Nikita Khrushchev, the Kray twins Ronnie and Reggie, the Agha Khan, Terry Wogan, Robert Maxwell and the Leighton Orient under-21 team.

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