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Topics: Fat, Navy

Thursday, 10 December 2009

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New Royal Naval Flag to be used exclusively in battles with the Iranian Navy.

At PMQ's yesterday, the armed forces minister Bill Rammell managed to announce that Britain's fattest man had been drafted into the Royal Navy where he'll become the Uk's third aircraft carrier!

Luckily for thespoof our reporter had penetrated security at the palace of Westminster & was about to throw a flour bomb at Gordon Brown when the extraordinary announcement was made.

Paul Mason will be towed out of his Ipswich house by a low loader early tomorrow morning and will be dragged to a secret base somewhere in Scotland where he'll be painted grey and have maritime avionics fitted in preparation for launching in the New Year.

The Prime Minister is planning to go live on myspace to announce this fine example of how he is relieving pressure on the NHS, The Taxpayer and The Armed Forces in one fell swoop!.

A spokesman from Youtube refused to confirm that they'd been snubbed by Mr.Brown as they'd made him look a bit of a C*&t last time!!

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