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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

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Sources have revealed that the world's fattest bloke, Saul Manson, 48, of Ipswich right here in the UK consumes a phenomenal amount of food.

The 70 stone (980lbs) blob often hits the chippy for lunch, ordering an incredible:

4 large cod and chips

2 pie and chips

4 battered jumbo sausages

Mushy peas

Curry sauce

And that's just lunch!

What's disturbing about this though, is that it costs the taxpayer £100,000 a year to keep the greedy fat fucker alive.

And now it seems he needs a £20,000 operation to keep him alive, to go with his £90,000 specially adapted for fat fuckers van.

This man employs seven full time NHS carers with money he doesn't have. So the taxpayer foots the bill.

The greedy bastard also 'ate' his mother's legacy so that his brother and sister got nothing.

It would appear from reports that he really enjoys the internet.

If you happen to read this, Saul, don't fucking worry your head mate. People like me will continue to catch trains at 5:40 am to work 12 hour shifts in order to fund your despicable lifestyle.

You fucking turd.

No Mas - enough is enough.

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