Formula One World Champion, Jenson Button, from Frome in Somerset, is ecstatic at being crowned world champion driver, but he's also gutted because his girlfriend, lingerie model Jessica Michibata is working in Japan.
Which means that horny Jenson can't get his leg over just yet.
An insider from Jenson's Brawn racing team told us that Jenson was getting desperate.
"He is one horny individual at this point in time," the insider told us. "He keeps making involuntary hip thrusts and doing weird stuff like rubbing himself up against the fridge. Mind you, if I had Jessica coming to me for a spot of rumpy pumpy I'd be chomping at the bit too."
A neighbour of Jenson's who insisted he wasn't jealous told us:
"He's just a spawny bastard. A jammy get. He wins the Driver's Championship, and he's got Jessica banging his door down. Bastard."
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