Written by Bunsen Burner
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Topics: ASBO, Prayer

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Mr Christ leaves court.

An Anti Social Behavioral Order (ASBO) has been issued to a man following numerous complaints. It is said that the man, thought to be in his early 30s, continually recited a prayer loudly. He is also thought to have broken bread and given it to his neighbors and said "Do this in memory of me". He then took a glass of wine and asked them to "Do this in memory of me".

"He was making our life hell" said Eric Judas. "I did the only decent thing and grassed him up. Thing is, he knew before I did it. Even said that one of us would betray him to the authorities."

The man, a Mr Christ, first caused a stir when he attended the wedding reception of a local couple. At this party he pretended to be drinking water, but he was in fact getting sloshed on wine. On the way home he was seen taking a short cut through the duck pond.

The final straw came just before Easter when he entered the communal gardens riding on a donkey and shouting to one of his neighbors "How's Anna?"

The ASBO will come in to effect just before the man's birthday on 25th December. Judge Pilate said afterwards "I'm washing my hands of this matter".

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