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Monday, 19 October 2009

Breaking news from Denmark today impacted upon the Jan Moir/Stephen Gatley debacle in the UK today.

A spokesperson for the a Denmark based plastic brick making company ARMO today confirmed that it was in fact the supplier of 'building-block hair' to Jan Moir, the now notorious columnist for the Daily Mail who has broken the current record for the highest number of complaints against a British journalist. Ever.

Sven Hugenblog, 34, PR spokesperson said in a brief press release 'we confirm that it is with deep regret that ARMO has decided to withdraw any further support to Ms Moir.'

When questioned about the decision to deny Ms Moir access to futher hair, Mr Hugenblog said that 'it was noticed that Ms Moir had failed to acknowledge her unacceptable comments contained within her Daily Mail column and therefore, we seeked to prevent Ms Moir from deconstructing her hair and turning it into a sex toy.'

This would prevent Ms Moir from doing what 21,000 complainants to the Press Complaints Commission, which was to go f**k herself.

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