Liam Fox, Shadow spokeperson for extremely daft ideas has outlined how the Conservative party plan to save the nation billions. They are going to privitise weather forecasters. By selling off the man who warns you not to have a bar b q at the weekend the Tories hope that they can count on your vote at the next election.
"The Met office doesn't make any money" said Mr Fox, "so we are going to sell it." So, all wealthy entrepreneurs on the look out for a total loss making exercise will snap this up straight away.
The met office respond with the following weather forecast. "Heavy showers over Conservative Central Office, changing to snow flurries, very cold with no prospect of improvement."
Liam fox continued ""Moving on to the week ahead there will be daft policies moving in from the West, with outbreaks of total bollocks throughout the country."