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Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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I Didn't Do It - I Never Do Anything!

Conservative Party leader and ex-Bullingdon Club member David 'Do Nothing Dave' Cameron was rocked on his heels today when he was outwitted by a ten year old child.

Mister Cameron, on his way to work was stopped by the child, one of the dreaded 'working classes' - who rank just below Al qaeda on the Tory hit-list, and asked, in straight forward terms:

"What you gonna do to make Britain better?"

"Let us be clear on this," Cameron began. "It's a case of addressing fundamental issues, and of repairing the damage done by previous..."

"What you gonna do to make Britain better?" the kid interjected.

"I was coming to that," Cameron said. "Britain is a global power that is not living up to its full potential. Gordon Brown and his cronies saw to that when they created the global economic downturn..."

"But what you gonna do to make Britain better?" the kid persisted.

"We have to analyse our role in the world. And we have to assess our economic performance against other nations. Let's be perfectly clear on this..."

"How many times do I have to ask you?" the kid said. "What you gonna do to make Britain better?"

"Let me be perfectly clear on this," Cameron replied. "It wasn't the Conservatives who plunged the world into depression. It's not the Conservatives who are proposing Tony Blair as President of Europe. None of this is our fault. Excepting perhaps welfare dependancy. Perhaps we did, as a political party play a major role in that, under Mrs T. But look, I'm a smooth guy, I have two eyes, I've got to be a better option than Gordon bloody Brown."

At which point, the ten year old kid looked David Cameron straight in the eye and said:

"I asked you a simple question Mister politician. You failed to respond. If you were elected tomorrow, you'd have no more idea what to do than I do. You sir, are a cunt."


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